Newest commercial not to be seen during Super Bowl, Grammys or anywhere else, other than in one's mind:
(Announceer voiceover with scenes from New Orleans/post-Katrina on screen)
Michael Brown, you're the disgraced former head of FEMA; everyone is blaming you for what happened in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina struck last August.
Now you've been officially hung out to dry when the White House would not even extend executive privilege to you to testify before a Senate committee about communications you had with the White House.
No one is coming to your defense, which ... today ... is that Homeland Security dropped the ball after you told them days ahead of what they've admitted to in public. No one is coming to yuor defense - Democrat OR Republican or quarter horse for that matter.
What do you have to say for yourself now that your career in over?
"I'm going to Dizzy World!"
Fade to black.