Wednesday, October 04, 2006

All the news that's fit to eat

And this just in:
Olive Oyl has been arrested (perp walked actually on Nancy Grace) for the mysterious death of a naval seaman named Popeye -- last name undisclosed pending notification of next of kin ... or Wimpy, which ever comes first.
Police are charging Ms. Oyl with death by spinach which she denies claiming, "He was strong to the finish because he ate his spinach ..."
Fox News Channel is asking if Clinton was secretly involved with Oyl.
Democrats claim Popeye knew Jack Abramoff.
News at 10 (or 11 on each coast).

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