Tuesday, May 18, 2010

The Bristol Stomp

“The kids in Bristol are shape as a pistol when they do the Bristol Stomp!” – The Dovells, 1962

Bristol Palin, 19, has done absolutely nothing in her life that would warrant ANYONE paying her a dime to speak about anything. Yet, she’s about to hit the speaker circuit, at between $15,000-$30,000 a pop, to follow in her mother’s footsteps as someone getting paid with nothing concrete to say.
ALL this girl/woman has done in her short life is have teenage, unprotected sex with her then-(slug)boyfriend, give birth, NOT get married (before, during or after) and then get paraded around the country by her candidate mother, as a mere prop, for political purposes (the latter isn’t as immoral as it is disgusting).
So seeing how “Mama Grizzly” has chewed up the American scenery, little Bristol is trying to get wealthy herself … having done nothing worthy of getting wealthy. Like every other slacker of her generation.
Well, I guess welcome to the 21st century, Chuck, where your old fashioned concept of earning rewards through hard work just doesn’t apply.
Palin-lite is listed online on the speaking group, Single Source Speakers, website as “available for conferences, fundraisers, special events and holidays, as well as women’s, youth, abstinence (that’s rich!) and ‘pro-life’ programs. The fee will depend on the group and “what she must to do prepare.”
How about growing up in the first place?
This is how LOW this society has fallen. Her mother can only make millions throwing mud, aiming guns and acting like a shrew, which I imagine is now the new definition of the American success story. If so, give me the old days when you actually DID or MADE something in order to get rich.
Spreading your legs for the town teenage hockey hero, other in porn films, is NOT my idea of a success story that anyone should heart. Why can’t these Alaskan hillbillies go back to the doublewide they came from?

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